BATON ROUGE (The Borowitz Report)—In yet another bold educational measure, on Friday the governor of Louisiana signed a Republican-backed law that would replace all history books in the state’s classrooms with “The Art of the Deal” by Donald J. Trump.
Touting the new law, Gov. Jeff Landry said, “History books are full of useless information about things that happened 250 years ago, like how our country was founded and the Constitution was written. They do not teach our children about the most important events, like the building of Trump Tower.”
Landry also confirmed his support for a bill that would require students to begin each day with a pledge of allegiance to Trump.
The pledge reads, “I pledge allegiance to the Trump of the United States of America, which, quite frankly, is a disaster, he alone can fix it, God save him from sharks.”
Biden's s turned their back on Americans with their Americans last policies Biden's policies just suck! FJB all they do is lie to us the American people and then they make it hard on us they don't need to be in power and bring back Trump 24 bring back prosperity bring back Trump
Biden's failed policies, no one can save the Biden administration with their failed policies I'm just an American nobody but my life has gotten a lot worse under Biden because of failed policies because of Americans last policies FJB
Tacos and Mariachi bands is insulting..The Latino community is much more than that. Instead of her only eating at white washed Taco Bell. Maybe go into the Latino community and experience the culture
God Bless Tulsi Gabbards Aunt who was the unfortunate victim of circumstance, rest peacefully, never give up for the truth until justice and freedom is here.
So the American people dislike Joe, because he ran as a moderate then turned into a DSA leftist. So the solution to improve his image is to have a DSA leftist campaign for him. They're buying tacos to appeal to Hispanics? Don't they remember when Jill called Hispanics burritos?
BATON ROUGE (The Borowitz Report)—In yet another bold educational measure, on Friday the governor of Louisiana signed a Republican-backed law that would replace all history books in the state’s classrooms with “The Art of the Deal” by Donald J. Trump.
Touting the new law, Gov. Jeff Landry said, “History books are full of useless information about things that happened 250 years ago, like how our country was founded and the Constitution was written. They do not teach our children about the most important events, like the building of Trump Tower.”
Landry also confirmed his support for a bill that would require students to begin each day with a pledge of allegiance to Trump.
The pledge reads, “I pledge allegiance to the Trump of the United States of America, which, quite frankly, is a disaster, he alone can fix it, God save him from sharks.”
That wasn't enough time! Damnit Jesse! We'd like to hear from Tulsi!
Maga = clueless groomed suckers, many who struggle with basic spelling and grammar .. and they are allowed to vote! 😢
AOC is a Beertender at Best and a waste of good oxygen…..
AOC can't save convicted felon Trump from those DEVASTATING Fox polls.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Tulsi is so correct😉
ALL ON THAT DAY….
ALL ON THAT DAY….
CHASING THOMAS SCENE
HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW ME BY NOW?
They aren’t counting on AOC, they are counting on Jake “the snake” Tapper.
AOC preventive Amazon from building a company in NYC", costing New Yorkers tens of thousands of jobs.
Always liked Tulsi. I hope there's a place for her in Trump's next administration. She can do a lot of good.
This right wing propaganda machine is laughable 🤣🤣🤣
Trump is done
Remember when Trump thought cheap gold sneakers was how you get the black vote 🤣
Nothing she said was even remotely truthful, helpful, or interesting. Just BS to gaslight the rubes that watch.
tRump doesn't care about the Constitution or the Ten Commandments. You've let the devil into your hearts, MAGA and deep down you know it.
It is so condescending.
ROFL@ Joe Biden ads on Fox News
Ain’t no way they did that 🤣
Biden's s turned their back on Americans with their Americans last policies Biden's policies just suck! FJB all they do is lie to us the American people and then they make it hard on us they don't need to be in power and bring back Trump 24 bring back prosperity bring back Trump
Silly Dumocrates 😅
Poor Tulsi. Not gonna be Trump’s running mate. Doesn’t have the proper genitalia
AOC is as dumb as Mr potato head.
AOC is so pathetic, I’d love to meet the people in person who voted for her.
Biden's anti-American policies SUCK BRING BACK PROSPERITY BRING BACK TRUMP
yeah but google is gonna steal 20 million votes…
Biden's failed policies, no one can save the Biden administration with their failed policies I'm just an American nobody but my life has gotten a lot worse under Biden because of failed policies because of Americans last policies FJB
100 % of these politicians are disgusting, they could care less about Americans, aipac bought them off, wonder why all the wars
Tulsa makes sense… my fear is that she sided with Democrats… She needs to solidify her commitments… we can not afford another Rhino…
BE AWARE, PEOPLE!! The ONLY way dems “win” is by cheating. We don’t want ANOTHER rigged election.
Yikes someone used plaster on Tulsi's face – fire that makeup artist, she looks like a corpse! SHAME on you
Vote AOC out and all the democrats out with her please.
Tacos and Mariachi bands is insulting..The Latino community is much more than that. Instead of her only eating at white washed Taco Bell. Maybe go into the Latino community and experience the culture
B6 cant save steve. and this is the best you got to cover up her silliness?
AOC can't even save herself!
God Bless Tulsi Gabbards Aunt who was the unfortunate victim of circumstance, rest peacefully, never give up for the truth until justice and freedom is here.
So the American people dislike Joe, because he ran as a moderate then turned into a DSA leftist. So the solution to improve his image is to have a DSA leftist campaign for him.
They're buying tacos to appeal to Hispanics? Don't they remember when Jill called Hispanics burritos?
Did someone way AOC? Order me a Sloe-gin Fizz…. Hold the fruit!