HOLLAND, MICHIGAN (The Borowitz Report)—Weighing in on the unrest roiling the nation’s campuses, on Monday Betsy DeVos called for all colleges and universities in the U.S. to be shut down forever.
“At institutions of so-called higher learning, students are exposed to books, ideas, and thinking,” the former Secretary of Education said. “That will never end well.”
DeVos said that during her tenure in the Trump administration she had tried to eliminate the nation’s colleges and universities, but “sadly, I didn’t get it done.”
She held out hope, however, for a future in which America’s youth lived “free from the tyranny of education.”
"The four years students waste in college would be better spent inheriting family wealth," she said.
You know Trump is pooping his pants in court, his family knows he poops his pants that’s why they don’t want to sit behind him. Hope Hicks cried because his poop burned her eyes.
Let’s all see if Trump tries to pay off a juror or the judge, then beg his followers to send him money to pay them off because he is so rich he could afford to pay
I don't understand why, if all these protestors are equated with the Left, the expectation is that they will protest the Democratic National Convention. Aren't they aligned with the Democratic movement? Why wouldn't the worry be that they are planning to demonstrate at the Republican National Convention?
Just so you folks know because radical right-wing prapaganda wont report all that's going on in Israel and the United States. Israel folks are protesting Netanyahu for not ending the war. Its not just students in America. Infact their going to go ahead with their election and hopefully get rid of Netanyahu.
Trump tried to hide his disgusting behavior from voters! He didn't want the phony bubble he provided to the public, to be burst before the election! No need, MAGA zombies could care less!
The only provable action to interfere with an election is Biden’s dishonesty about the laptop in the last few weeks of the campaign and his use of the 50 (actually 51) national security “experts” claim the laptop was Russian disinformation.
The fact Trump is not already in jail shows the system is not fair. Anyone else with multiple violations of a Gag Order would be in jail. Trump has taught republicans lying is okay. Every Day it’s a new obfuscation of the facts.
Must-see TV — Trump whining outside the courtroom EVERY DAY. Best whiner in the entire world – best expert whiner in history. It's all that practice. It takes Deliberate Practice to become an expert.
What’s amazing to me is that Trump would put his own dumb **s in this situation to begin with. If you had half a brain why would you want to be sidelined by this stupidity when you know your coming back for re-election.
I believe it would do Trump a lot of good to say he respects the justice system in America. He might say/believe that there is a political motivation to the prosecutions but that is not the fault of the judicial system.
A new ABC News poll has Biden leading Trump 49%-45% (+4) with likely voters. This result is similar to this week’s NPR/Marist poll which had Biden up 52%-47% (+5) with likely voters:
HATE is not a mysterious evil thing in itself. It is invariably a product of social disorder, of systematic exploitation and oppression of a decidedly " underprivileged " class. Nice to know that the leaders of Israeli Zionism and their American imperialist partners in war crimes can carry out a genocide agenda in Gaza , Palestine without any wicked HATE in their hearts. Indeed THEY are prepared to start nuclear World War III with POST-COMMUNIST Russia in the blissful mental state of , politically correct WOKE virtue ! No doubt an enlightened CAPITALIST SYSTEM, still based on exploitation and oppression of the working class, can with unctuous sermons against HATE, exorcise it from our hardened hearts ( above all we must not hate our OPPRESSORS ! ) .Just as stale Wilsonian blather ,which was false more than a century ago, can still stir up patriotic war fever among TRUE Americans . Long live " OUR democracy " !
Who wants to see Biden, Harris, Newsom, Pelosi, Fauci, Mayorkas, Johnson, Adams, Hochul, Bragg, James, Willis, Schumer out of office, impeached, prosecuted!
All nonsense.
Who is funding protests? Maybe Trump?
HOLLAND, MICHIGAN (The Borowitz Report)—Weighing in on the unrest roiling the nation’s campuses, on Monday Betsy DeVos called for all colleges and universities in the U.S. to be shut down forever.
“At institutions of so-called higher learning, students are exposed to books, ideas, and thinking,” the former Secretary of Education said. “That will never end well.”
DeVos said that during her tenure in the Trump administration she had tried to eliminate the nation’s colleges and universities, but “sadly, I didn’t get it done.”
She held out hope, however, for a future in which America’s youth lived “free from the tyranny of education.”
"The four years students waste in college would be better spent inheriting family wealth," she said.
You know Trump is pooping his pants in court, his family knows he poops his pants that’s why they don’t want to sit behind him. Hope Hicks cried because his poop burned her eyes.
Let’s all see if Trump tries to pay off a juror or the judge, then beg his followers to send him money to pay them off because he is so rich he could afford to pay
I don't understand why, if all these protestors are equated with the Left, the expectation is that they will protest the Democratic National Convention. Aren't they aligned with the Democratic movement? Why wouldn't the worry be that they are planning to demonstrate at the Republican National Convention?
You will get better legal facts from legal AF, with Michael Popoc.
Just so you folks know because radical right-wing prapaganda wont report all that's going on in Israel and the United States.
Israel folks are protesting Netanyahu for not ending the war. Its not just students in America. Infact their going to go ahead with their election and hopefully get rid of Netanyahu.
Like you said Stupid !!!!
It’s not about the win it’s about effectiveness of hurting his election
It's about the money !!! And where it came from !!!! Not the stupid stuff you are bringing up !!!!
Like you said !! You didn't know what is happening!!!!!!!!
Trump tried to hide his disgusting behavior from voters! He didn't want the phony bubble he provided to the public, to be burst before the election! No need, MAGA zombies could care less!
If Obama had did half of what Trump has done he would be in Jail. Don’t whine let the system do its work snowflakes!
The only provable action to interfere with an election is Biden’s dishonesty about the laptop in the last few weeks of the campaign and his use of the 50 (actually 51) national security “experts” claim the laptop was Russian disinformation.
The fact Trump is not already in jail shows the system is not fair. Anyone else with multiple violations of a Gag Order would be in jail. Trump has taught republicans lying is okay. Every Day it’s a new obfuscation of the facts.
Must-see TV — Trump whining outside the courtroom EVERY DAY. Best whiner in the entire world – best expert whiner in history. It's all that practice. It takes Deliberate Practice to become an expert.
Praying for PEACE🙏
Ummm, yeah, because trump is a career criminal
Hey what's up with Trump begging for money before every video? I thought Trump had some following! 👈😂🇺🇸
Trump too dumb to realize he has to deal with his bad behavior in court vs winning an election.
What’s amazing to me is that Trump would put his own dumb **s in this situation to begin with. If you had half a brain why would you want to be sidelined by this stupidity when you know your coming back for re-election.
Qatar is funding the students ri0t in order bring chaos and break our society. I see it a form of terr0riism against our country and people.
Pretty sure they want to put Trump in jail to assassinate him
Bravo 👏🏼. Lovin it 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
EVERYBODY IS HAVING PROBLEMS WITH GOOGLE AND YOUTUBE TODAY!!!
The bottom line these people are kind of rich….
Good effort Kerri. Looking forward to your assessment of today’s evidence.
Does biden remind anyone of Putin? The jailing, propaganda, killing
Think about it
I believe it would do Trump a lot of good to say he respects the justice system in America. He might say/believe that there is a political motivation to the prosecutions but that is not the fault of the judicial system.
This is not a third world country and this should not be allowed.
How about the Supreme Court can remove his license for not allowing him to speak is his rights like everyone does in tje courts
Lock trump up
A new ABC News poll has Biden leading Trump 49%-45% (+4) with likely voters. This result is similar to this week’s NPR/Marist poll which had Biden up 52%-47% (+5) with likely voters:
No excuses !
She’s Hot!
HATE is not a mysterious evil thing in itself. It is invariably a product of social disorder, of systematic exploitation and oppression of a decidedly " underprivileged " class. Nice to know that the leaders of Israeli Zionism and their American imperialist partners in war crimes can carry out a genocide agenda in Gaza , Palestine without any wicked HATE in their hearts. Indeed THEY are prepared to start nuclear World War III with POST-COMMUNIST Russia in the blissful mental state of , politically correct WOKE virtue !
No doubt an enlightened CAPITALIST SYSTEM, still based on exploitation and oppression of the working class, can with unctuous sermons against HATE, exorcise it from our hardened hearts ( above all we must not hate our OPPRESSORS ! ) .Just as stale Wilsonian blather ,which was false more than a century ago, can still stir up patriotic war fever among TRUE Americans .
Long live " OUR democracy " !
Who wants to see Biden, Harris, Newsom, Pelosi, Fauci, Mayorkas, Johnson, Adams, Hochul, Bragg, James, Willis, Schumer out of office, impeached, prosecuted!