The selection of Sen. J.D. Vance as Donald Trump’s 2024 running mate has sparked a flurry of commentary and historical observations. One notable aspect is the breaking of the “beard barrier” on American presidential tickets. According to Axios, Vance will be the first vice president with facial hair since President Herbert Hoover’s running mate Charles Curtis sported a mustache in 1933. Others have pointed out that Vance will be the first candidate on a presidential ticket with a full beard since Benjamin Harrison in 1892.
The drought of dapperness in American politics has finally been broken, and women everywhere are rejoicing. While it is true that some women may not be drawn to facial hair, it is objectively the case that a well-groomed beard can elevate a man’s attractiveness and even his political prospects. Take, for example, Sen. Ted Cruz, who transformed his image with a well-crafted beard in 2018. Previously, he was often compared to a “blobfish” by internet goblins.
Vance’s facial hair suggests that he understands the importance of appearances in politics. Without it, the 39-year-old would likely appear inexperienced and too youthful to lead. If elected, he would be the third-youngest vice president to serve. When asked about Vance’s beard, Trump admitted, “He looks good. Looks like a young Abraham Lincoln.”
The breaking of the “beard barrier” is a significant step forward for the entire GOP and for women who face disappointment when their husbands opt for a clean-shaven look. Next time a husband complains about the upkeep of his beard, women can point to the story of a former baby-faced memoirist who grew a beard and became the next Vice President of the United States.
